Chapter III: Dronian 54

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Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy... You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Stupid Global Warming!.I am busy with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being scary to various lawyers I met recently, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from when the nightclubs close to whenever. I am not complaining though. but this damned rock is heavy.I swear on the bones of my ancestors if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. Fully! I mean it!.

Ok, new story coming. In about 2 hours.

Roblox and CP Zeeky!

Oh, if you play roblox, I'm Relorelo84, send me friend request. On Club Penguin, i'm Relorelo.

Movie trailer

Click here to see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related

If this rickrolls you, don't blame me.

Sorry

I got my story damaged in the conflict. I can salvage only part of chapter 3! Here it is:

Title: Dronian 54....

Dronian...."What?"...."Look!".... saw.... a arti.... dronian battle....Mollom....dronian 54...."Londonvin!"...."Black hole....suddently...."No you are....What happene....the internet....

I should repair it next week or two.

LOOOOL

When i was making my story, i got a picture of two penguins stealing mah boots. The pic:

What is Sanity Penguin? Part 2

I got out of the ship. A Mollomiun said "Halt your fire!" The mollomiuns put down their guns. For no reason, the Mollomiun pulled out a laptop that talked. "Hello. I am the Regenerator. I am a computer. But super intelligent am i. Yes." "So if you are smart, why do you sound like Yoda?" I said. "It was hacked" said the mollomiun. "By Sanity Penguin, the maker of the dreaded CP Trainer." I looked in awe. "Him" Suddenly, a Blimp appeared. It said "Sanity Penguin Rules" Suddenly, That Mollomiun shot the blimp, making it crash into a mountian. "What is your name?" I asked. "My name...is-" "SLIM SHADY!" The mollomiun threw the record player at the highway, and it went "DFSNKGFXDFXVSDLFSLdsvLSLIBMSDVDSHAFDSPDSDF". Suddenly, it blew up, crashing a few cars. "My real name is Dronian 54." "Nice to see you, Dronian 54" I said. "But who's Sanity Penguin?" We will find out soon...