Saturday, October 25, 2008

omg

Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy... You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Stupid Global Warming!.I am busy with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being scary to various lawyers I met recently, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from when the nightclubs close to whenever. I am not complaining though. but this damned rock is heavy.I swear on the bones of my ancestors if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. Fully! I mean it!.

Ok, new story coming. In about 2 hours.

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